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1. Martin’s Potato Roll

This is definitely one of my favorite breads to eat. It is soft, cushy, hearty and it shares the same buttery color of cheap butter-sauced movie theatre popcorn that makes me salivate. I don’t really discriminate between the Martin’s hot dog buns, dinner rolls or hamburger rolls—but I chose the hamburger roll based on the surface area. I also chose it because I love that last sliver of bun that melds the two sides together. Anyways, on to the face feel—it was squishy, moist and had a slight suction to it that made my eyes roll to the back of my head. I loved that I could see the indentation of my face in it, too.

Overall Face Feel Rating (on scale of 0-10): 8

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